N. The markings on the body from sleeping for an extended period of time, caused by blankets, clothing, or any other thing one would sleep on. Commonly found on the chest, face, and arms.
person 1: I just had the best nap of my life
Person 2: whats that all over your chest?
Person 1: oh those are just some sleep tattoos from my blanket.
noun; A fit of violent anger by an office worker due to nonperformance by equipment. Normally directed at printers, computers, phones, etc. Similar to: road rage.
The printer is jammed and Susan has a meeting in 10 minutes. She's got a horrible case of office rage today.
The process of repeatedly farting into a confined space or area, or on an item so as to infuse the space or item with the pure essence of the fart musk.
I totally gave my ex girlfriend's pillow a fart reduction the week after we fought.
додав Poop Giggle
The act of trimming ones friends lists in various social media sites.
"Did you unfriend me?"
"Yeah, I was friendscaping, and you bore me."
A special occasion recognized by the Google homepage. Google traditionally commemorates the event with some kind of doodle. Sometimes its an actual holiday like Valentines day, Chinese New Year, or Independence day for another country. Sometimes its an obscure reference to someone who died over a century ago.
Man1: Dude, did you know that May 31, 2013 was Julius Richards Petri's 161st birthday?
Man2: I'm sorry. I don't celebrate Google Holidays.
People who smoke crack with their favourite politician.
Mayor Ford smoked crack with his crackstituents.
Grab a drink or smoke a cigarette
I'm gonna go bend an elbow while I wait
додав Sassie ladie