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When a woman is turned on by the sight of her husband/boyfriend/partner doing regular household chores, that she would normally be doing.
"Last night, it was all about choreplay. I was all 'OH YEAH, fold that laundry. Oh yes, just like that! In half and, then in half again. OHHH'"
#foreplay #sex #chores #relationships #husbands and wives
додав american-wife 24 Січня 2008
січ. 28
A pronoun used in reference to oneself (synonym- me)
You wanna know who broke your window?
Yo.
#me #oneself #pronoun #i #myself
додав *subject name here* 11 Січня 2008
січ. 27
A woman who meets an attractiveness threshold above which you would easily forgive minor transgressions such as eating crackers and leaving the inevitable crumbs in your bed.

The British version "I wouldn't kick her out of bed for farting", while similar in spirit, lacks some of the subtlety of this version.
Lindsay Lohan might have a little nose candy problem, but still, I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers.
#bangin #slammin #three on my finger scale #attractive #hot
додав MC Gee 23 Січня 2008
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Selective loss of visual acuity in association with common foraging of the refrigerator. Predominantly seen in children and males.
"Honey, where's the orange juice?"
"Are you blind? Second shelf on the right!"
"Sorry, must be that pesky refrigerator blindness again..."
#blindness #lazy #blind #refridgerator blindness #refrigerator
додав ckarlo 23 Січня 2008
січ. 24
The female equivalent of a cock block.
I was hitting on that guy, but my girlfriend stepped in and totally box locked me.
#cock block #bitch #mack #prevent #interrupt #steal
додав jacaranda 03 Грудня 2006
січ. 23
PMS
A powerful spell that women are put under about once every month, which gives them the strength of an ox, the stability of a Window's OS, and the scream of a banshee. Basically, man's worst nightmare.
OMFG! SHE HAS PMS!!! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!! *explosions and screams*
додав PSisTEHsuxxors 23 Лютого 2004
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A chunk of ice or hard slush, usually dark brown, which is found in the middle of, or alongside, the road in winter, having fallen off a passing car. It builds up like a stalactite behind the wheel from dirty road slush being thrown up there and sticking. Also known in some quarters as a slurd.
Dear Uncle Pete... Weather was a bit warmer today so car boogers were in evidence everywhere on the roads... kids were dodging cars and running out to kick them apart on their way home from school.... p.s. Mom's hemorrhoids are acting up again.
#slurd #slush #ice #chunk #car boogey
додав Cluin 11 Травня 2006
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