Don't Worry, I'm A Doctor. Use to encourage a chatter to show a little more. :-D
You have a lovely smile, britney666. How about showin' yer tits!
Slang for Pap Smear, i.e. a screening test used in gynecology to detect cancer in the cervix.
A hulking woman with a dyed-blonde crew cut walks into a gynecologists office, jumps on the examining table and puts her feet in the stirrups. Her large, hairy hoohoo growls at the doc.
"What'll it be, Miss?", asks the doctor.
"Give me a papper with the works!" says the bull dyke.
The putty used to fill up a crack or hole you accidentally made.
Crap, I made another divot in the linoleum. Pass me the "boo boo goo."
Computer Slang. From the Jargon file:
Sometimes uttered in response to egregious misbehavior, esp. in software, and esp. of misbehaviors which seem unfairly persistent (as though designed in by the imp of the perverse). Often theatrically elaborated: "Aiighhh! Fuck me with a piledriver and 16 feet of curare-tipped wrought-iron fence *and no lubricants*!" The phrase is sometimes heard abbreviated `FMH' in polite company.
I got yet another BSOD
cleaning up all the !@#$-ing spyware on my computer.
"Argh! Fuck me harder!"
A woman who's so skanky, you drive her out, have your way with her and leave her lying in a ditch because she's not worth driving back home.
Who was that ditch pig I saw you with at the bar last night?
Slang for Pap Smear
, i.e. a medical procedure for the early detection of cancer in the cervix.
A naked business woman marches into the gynecologist's exam room, jumps on the table and places her feet in the stirrups. Her tight, bald yoni twitches with impatience.
"Ms...?" asks the doctor, still fumbling with her file.
"Spare me the chit-chat, Doc!" hisses the lady, tapping her watch. "Gimme a pappy and make it snappy!"
A condescending term used by idiots who don't realise how serious the situation actually is.
Normal guy; You fucking wrecked my car and now I am going to lose my job!
Hippie; Just Chill dude.