3 definitions by CJF

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1. (n) Used to describe something so foul or unclean that a single douche would not be sufficient to clean it; a general term of disparagement.

2. (n) Two consecutive douches.

3. (n) A female with whom you wouldn't have sexual intercourse unless she had been given two consecutive douches.
1. It wasn't until Alfonso stole my girlfriend that I realized he was a double douche.

2. Betty is nasty; she needs a double douche.

3. No I didn't have sex with Betty; she's a double douche.
додав CJF 30 Травня 2005
1. A speech impediment for typers.
2. A syndrome that causes a person to consistently type the same word wrong.
Bill has a typediment that casues him to always type "teh" instead of "the." It really isn't because he fancies himself some sort of l33t h4x0r.
додав CJF 28 Серпня 2003
A wholesome fine independent black woman with a fro that controls the universe (that's why her hair is so big, its full of secrets.) Also known as Rishad and to Starbucks staff 'Mashana.' Rishana likes a shakshuka or 2 and is a fan of vodka and can occasionally chunder due to this love of vodka and crisis.
girl: i just ate shakshuka and my dads meatballs and i cant cook. i really fancy some vodka tonight at crisis and ocean doe but i might throw up after
boy: if i didnt know any better, i would say your name was rishana.
додав cjf 02 Липня 2012

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