Homework: (Noun) a punishment given to students by evil teachers after the students have already put in 7 hours of hard labor. (See evil
my satan teacher gave me crap
18 Січень 2005
the visible gap between a woman's breasts. Zero gap preferred, 1/2" is interesting, 3" is boring, 5" is too much.
I like to casually look down the front of Jessica's blouse to view her cleavage
5 Березень 2004
abbreviation of blow job
. Occurs when a female puts a man's penis into her mouth and sucks on it while tonguing the head. Apparently very popular among young teens, equivalent to kissing.
I don't think I will ever give a BJ... but I heard my best friend did it in the car while her boyfriend was driving.
Nancii gave me the best bj I've ever had.
23 Березень 2004
(noun)a phonecall,page,or conversation aimed at getting into your pants.Not an invite to a movie or dinner, not just coffee, not a casual or formal get-together, just a plain old-fashioned "let's fuck"
I woke at 4 a.m. with a massive hard-on
. I picked up the phone and gave Ruthie
a booty call. I wanted to mount
her so very, very much. I had it REAL bad !
14 Січень 2004
1.) What you do when your girlfriend is not at home.
2.) The reason why people buy playboys.
3.) The reason why old people are having more heart attacks.
4.) The reason why birth-rate decreased by 60% in the last 20 years.
5.) What 30% of the world population is doing now.
The old man had several heart attacks due to his recent masturbations. He had too much excitement
22 Квітень 2005
To make up a rap as you go. Could be a battle, a poem, or just a rap.
I sit here spittin weird on this teen geared urban dictionary/
hopin the votes of my definition hit high notes like a canary/
So don't lose your skill and become sick and senile/
And as long as it ain't prewritten its kickin a freestyle/
By Me three seconds ago
19 Грудень 2003
1. To prevent a male friend or associate from getting some action.
2. Any such attempt to prevent a male friend or associate from getting some action.
1. Damn, Johnny just totally cockblocked his roommate. Ass.
2. OK, Isaac's making his move on Clarisse in the living room, and the game is on in fifteen minutes. We're going to have to attempt a cockblock.
12 Квітень 2003