A random response to any question or statement thrown at you by others.
Something you say to make it sound as if the other person is trying to insult you, even if they're not.
Guy: I like your shirt.
Girl: Are you calling me fat?
Girl: Your hair looks shorter.
Guy: Are you calling me fat?
Something random that you say in response to any statement or question thrown at you by another, in an attempt to embarrass that person.
This should be said in a voice loud enough to be heard by others, in order to get the full effect.
Very similar to the famous Billy Madison line "No, I won't make out with you!"
Guy: Hey, can I borrow a piece of paper?
Girl: Are you asking me out?
Holy cow, holy crap, holy guacamole, et cetera.
A statement of mild to extreme excitement, surprise, disgust, or astonishment.
A G-rated way of saying "Holy sh--."
Holy shiitake, it's cold outside.
What you respond with when someone tells you their extremely weird/dorky name, but you don't want to offend them.
Code phrase for "That is the stupidest name I've ever heard in my life."
Girl: Hi, what's your name?
Girl: Oh... is that a family name?
An extremely sarcastic way of saying "congradulations."
Overachiever: I just got a full-ride scholarship to Harvard, a brand new Escalade from my extremely rich father, and a gift certificate for Jamba Juice!
Underachiever: Well congradu-freakin-lations.