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30 definitions by Mike Comanche

 
1.
Someone who understands the TRUE definition of MARRIAGE (Marriage is the #1 cause of divorce).
BOB: So, do you ever think about getting married?

JOE: Hell no, I can't afford a divorce! Besides Jesus didn't get married, and He said there is no marriage in Heaven, so that's gotta tell you something! I'll be a bachelor FOREVER!
додав Mike Comanche 4 Березень 2009
 
2.
A woman who produces children just for the sake of living off Welfare.
Octo-Mom is a welfare mom.
додав Mike Comanche 12 Березень 2009
 
3.
To fight someone IN COURT.
I beat that boys ass!

Yeah, but now he's gonna throw some Jew Jitsu on you!
додав Mike Comanche 4 Березень 2009
 
4.
Fiancee.
BOB: Are you and Sheila getting married?

JOHN: Hell yeah, she's my future ex-wife Bro!
додав Mike Comanche 4 Березень 2009
 
5.
What women wear on their chest to help them remember things.
Man, Melissa sure has nice memory glands!
додав Mike Comanche 10 Березень 2009
 
6.
When a person looks at another person of the same sex in a lustful manner.
BOB: Did you see how Phil McCracken was looking at me?

JOE: No, I didn't notice. What do you mean?

BOB: Like he was giving me the gayze.
додав Mike Comanche 5 Березень 2009
 
7.
When a woman pursuades a man to do her will by use of her pussy.
Cheryl-Marie pussuaded Jeff to let her borrow his Corvette for the weekend.
додав Mike Comanche 10 Березень 2009