11 definitions by Napoleon Bonerhard

In addition to all the group masturbation definitions,
The Circle Jerks are a hardcore punk band formed circa 1979 in Hermosa Beach, California. It was formed by Black Flag's original singer, Keith Morris, and future Bad Religion guitarist Greg Hetson. They were among the preeminent punk bands of the L.A. scene in the early 1980s.
After seeing the Circle Jerks show and getting our asses kicked in the pit, my friends and I participated in a circle jerk in John's van.
додав Napoleon Bonerhard 13 Серпень 2007
Quite possible the most seductive musicians ever heard. If you do not crave a finer state after hearing them you may be dead.
We smoked some fine opiated hashish 'cause Sabina would've done it. Then we freaked to the Brazilian Girls until we were both spent.
додав Napoleon Bonerhard 15 Червень 2007
A quick switch from vaginal to anal penetration or vice-versa.
I surpised her with a sudden lane-change in return for snowballing me the other night.
додав Napoleon Bonerhard 15 Листопад 2006
Thrusting between the labia or "camel toe," or ass cheeks, without penetration.
Before the sudden lane-change I opted to ride the shoulder in order to lull her.
додав Napoleon Bonerhard 17 Листопад 2006
Essentially the Midwestern version of the Amish, but they utilize a bit more technology. Religious folks who live on farm communes, but due to the geography they use automobiles and a few other modern implements.
I was paid $500 dollars for my stud work last week at the Shaw Butte Hutterite colony. She was rather fugly, but I'll do what I can to keep them from getting too inbred.
додав Napoleon Bonerhard 8 Серпень 2007
A member of the Air Force. Usually derogatory.
He's just upset 'cause his eigth-grade sister is being persuded by a jetter.
додав Napoleon Bonerhard 4 Грудень 2006
Simply put, a regional term for vomiting.
I really enjoyed our drunken make-out session until she blirked all over me.

Are you gonna blirk? I don't want my Toyota to be texas pin-striped.
додав Napoleon Bonerhard 29 Листопад 2006

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