10 definitions by Red Sam Black

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Already defined as decision to stay in bed when you are too tired to get up and go to church.
But can also refer to lying in bed while watching a televangelist on TV.
Sam is doing mattress worship today, watching that faith-healing reverend on TV.
додав Red Sam Black 02 Травня 2010
Old ripped underwear that you pack for a vacation trip then discard after wearing so you have less dirty laudry to pack for the trip home.
Julie: Why are you packing those ratty old briefs?
Augie: Think of them as disposable shorts, or last chance undies.
додав Red Sam Black 28 Травня 2012
Common in Cook County, IL (aka Chicagoland), it's when 2 cars, 1 behind the other, come to a full stop at a stop sign and then both proceed through the intersection together even though the law requires the 2nd car to stop again after the 1st car proceeds.
OFFICER: I'm ticketing you for going through the stop sign without stopping.
DRIVER: But I did stop!
OFFICER: No! A Cook County Stop doesn't count. You were supposed to stop again after moving up to the crosswalk
додав Red Sam Black 05 Лютого 2011
What men often find themselves pressured into doing in order to reproduce. It will become obsolete the day that men are able to have sons by cloning themselves.
Frank Sinatra Junior never quite had his dad's talent. Too bad old blue eyes couldn't've clones himself to avoid Marriage. On the other hand, without Marriage we'd never have gotten Nancy Sinatra, babe extraordinaire.
додав Red Sam Black 09 Травня 2012
A place to send fluff news of no importance about no-talent celebutants who are merely famous for being famoue.
BOB: I read that Melissa Rivers will be making a personal appearance at the mall today.
RAY: Send that To The Kardashian File.
додав Red Sam Black 23 Червня 2011
A humorous animated cartoon shown after an extremely scary horror movie which has a calming mental effect similar to the physical effect of drinking a glass of milk right after eating extremely hot/spicy Mexican cuisine.
Gee, that Woody Woodpecker cartoon the theater ran right after that scary movie was real brain milk and made me feel better, less likely to have nightmares tonight.
додав Red Sam Black 26 Жовтня 2014
AOM
"All Over Me," used when describing a dating experience with a rather enthusiastic person of the opposite sex.
Hy: So how did your date with that gal go last night?
Jack: Great! She was really AOM if you know what I mean.
додав Red Sam Black 19 Серпня 2012
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