6 definitions by Rock Hardon

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Made up SLANG name = sharin' cocks. A chick who likes to take on 2 or more cocks at once. Yes, there probably is someone with that name, but, if so, this does NOT refer to you.
DICK: Have you met Sindy yet?

PETER: No. Why man?

DICK: She's an awesome Sharon Cox! Roger Moore and I banged the hell out of her -- at the same time!

PETER: No way dude!

DICK: WAY!
#sharon johnson #anita johnson #sharon beaver #anita beaver #sharon peters #bea eaton-peters
додав Rock Hardon 27 Травня 2006
Michigan State's 52nd Attorney General. Against same sex marriage.
Mike Cox: not for gay men.
#homophobe #gaybasher #straight shooter #super hetero #god's attorney general
додав Rock Hardon 20 Травня 2006
Friend's relative I'd like 2 fuck.
All of Bob's female relatives are totally frilf!
#milf #d-cilf #fox-e-chix #gilf #bilf
додав Rock Hardon 27 Травня 2006
"dee-kilf" = distant cousin I'd like to fuck.
ROCK: Mom, you know I hate coming to these family reunions. I'm the only college kid here; it's sooo boring!

MOM: Oh, don't be silly! I'm sure you'll find someone you can enjoy visiting with.

FOXY CHICK: Hey, Aunt Julie!

MOM (aka "Aunt Julie): (Looks to the left and waves) Hi Sharon!

ROCK: Who's that Mom? She's my age.

MOM: Hi Sharon. This is my son Rock. Rock, this is your 3rd cousin from England, Anita Johnson (made up name = I need a johnson).

ROCK: So, tou're my THIRD cousin, eh? D-cilf!

MOM: What's that Honey?

ROCK: Oh, nothing Mom. Hey, Anita, dwanna see my old Tree Fort?

ANITA: I sure would.

MOM: (to her sister) Isn't that nice? They hit it off right away.

AUNT FLO: It sure is.
#family reunion #it's not what you are thinking #it's legal #it's biblical #we can get married #believe me -- it's not gross!
додав Rock Hardon 27 Травня 2006
Chick
I'd
Like to
Lick
When I see that woman, all I can think of is "Mmmm ... cill."

"Why would you want to kill her?"

"No, I don't WANT TO kill her, she IS cill, a Chick I'd Like to Lick."

"Maybe you should say GILL = Girl I'd Like to Lick."

"Shut up and go fishing ... Fishdick!"
#author sex ed #author peter crammer #author peter eaton #author pat & kelly o'brian #author jack bozdog #author mike bozdog
додав Rock Hardon 09 Грудня 2006
A chick who is so God damn good looking you get a massive hard on just looking at her with all of her clothes on!
PETER:
"Oh my God! Look at that elevator! Don't let Ed see her. He just took some Viagara so he can fuck his wife when he gets home. If he sees her, his cock will explode!"

BOBBY:
"You distract Ed. I have to go to the bathroom. I just creamed my jeans."
#ella vader #darth vader #luke thighwalker #chewbacca #hand solo #o.g. gyn kenobi
додав Rock Hardon 25 Липня 2006
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