Nan: "Stop leaving that television on standby, you're charging me in excess of £50 a day on electricity
John: "Oh, behave it's like 14 pence a day. Stop Nan-Gassing."
Granddad: "Have you noticed the evil glare in our neighbour Sally's eyes whenever you make eye contact? She must
be a serial killer."
Jason: "No, that's a genuine Nan-Gass, Granddad."