n. geogr. 1) an island off the west coast of Africa in Atlantic belonging to Canary Islands, colonial Spain. Tenerife is the largest and most populated of the group
of seven islands.
2) favorite vacation spot for British, German and Norwegian tourists, mainly drunken
students and elder folks on a budget. In recent years
architecturally developed and intelligently marketed as a civil getaway for normal people. As the sod's law would
have it, in recent years
also effected badly by the climate change with
weather changing from sunny
300 days to 5 hours of sun/3
hours of rain/365 days of being ripped off by taxi drivers for no particular reason.
3) an easy place to hide for accused Scottish murderers, Serbian generals running from
International Tribunal charges, drug
dealers, alcoholics, lazy asses, minor gay celebrities from
Estonia and various
other questionable characters.
You don't feel like college, don't want to work for more than five
hours a day, running from court charges
and can't last a day without coke? Tenerife is just
the place for you.