Also known as SFS, Shattered Finger Syndrome is a disease
your friends and relatives get that
prevents them from
being able to respond to your IMs and emails.
You (2 hours later): Hello?
You (48 hours later): Wtf, are you dead? You aren't idle.
You: Oh shit, you have
Shattered Finger Syndrome! I'll have
to call the police! I only pray
I'm not too late...