When you place a females underwear over you head and wank yourself off, usually with used underwear: the smellier the better.
Named so becuase one resembles spiderman with both eyes looking out through the leg holes.
Bob: I had a spiderman wank with your underwear last night, it fucking stank!
Sally: That's not my underwear, I'm helping old Mrs. Clegg with her laundry, she is 95 you know.
Bob: Ah well, I wondered why they smelled of fish AND cheese, but enjoyed it nonetheless.
Sally: I want a divorce.
A group of people who listen to great music but are under the mistaken belief that they dress in a unique manner, when actually they look the same as the other 2 million or so other grungers who all believe themselves 'different' also.
Wearing jeans that are so long they collect water from the puddles and soak to the knees is NOT cool, I don't think Kurt Cobain ever did it either.
Chav1: Look at da grungers ova dere, HEY GRUNGA!
Chav2: Hes cumin ova, HEY GREASY!
Chav1: Haw Haw, Lets nock him out.
Chav2: Haw Haw, yer, lets....OOF.
Chav1: Hey u fuckin...OOF.
Grunger: Eat my shit you human refuse.
Chav1 and 2 lie unconcious on the floor.
Looking for internet porn on Google, whilst pissed.
Me: I got the beer googles last night whilst my bird was asleep in bed.
friend: You knocked one out whilst she was asleep? fuck!
Me: yeah, but I tried to get it over so quick my nob was chafed red raw, I won't be able to have sex for a couple days either.
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