12 definitions by The Guru Turtle

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An elite bukkake warrior hailing from the shores of Japan. Born in a hidden monastery, the warrior was trained by monks starting at the age of two in the ancient art of bokkake-thai. This elite warrior can ejaculate onto a woman's face in a matter of seconds after first masturbating or being masturbated. They can strike without warning, covering a woman's face in sperm before she even realizes they are in her presence. They were trained to always hit the woman's face with every drop of sperm. During training, whatever sperm didn't make it onto the woman's face, the warriors had to lick up and swallow themselves. They were also trained in the art of the golden shower, going through the same training process in the ancient art of goldenshow-thai. Once the training of both of these ancient art is completed, the warrior in training becomes a bukkakattackite, or an elite bukkake warrior. They can then go out into the world in order to use their elite skills to bukkake and piss onto women's faces.
Man #1: Woah, did you see that!? I think it was a bukkakattackite! I only saw a blur, but then my neighbor's face was covered in sperm and piss! Wow!
Man #2: No, I didn't see it.... damn.
#bukaki #bukkake #bukakke #cumshot #golden shower #elite
додав The Guru Turtle 28 Лютого 2006
Don't stick your dick in crazy
"Wow, my girlfriend tried to cut me last night! I had to break up with that bitch before she tried to kill me.

"DSYDIC, bro!"
#cock #dick #crazy #sex #fuck
додав The Guru Turtle 16 Жовтня 2011
A program or other sort of cotton-related device used to extract or compress your black files.
Use NigRAR to extract your black files!
#winzip #winrar #black #nigger #nigrar #extract
додав The Guru Turtle 14 Квітня 2011
When your mom gives your dad (or another guy) a blowjob, then kisses you.
Dave: Aww fucking gross, my mom just kissed me good night, and still had some cum on her lip!!!
Kenny: Haha, your mom gave you a blowjob kiss!
#bj #blowjob #kiss #cum #sperm #mom #mother
додав The Guru Turtle 16 Вересня 2008
A fluffy but muscular man. (Or girl, but that would be fucking EGH)
Rob is such a fluffscular guy! At least according to Dosmac.
#fat #obese #obesity #fluffy #muscle #muscular #dosmac
додав The Guru Turtle 16 Вересня 2008
To take a shit

ie: dump a lump of shit out of your asshole!
"Oh shit, I'll be back! I have to go dumpalump!"

"Son of a bitch, I think I just dumpalump'd in my pants..."
#dump #lump #shit #poo #poop #crap #toilet #bathroom #ass #asshole #anus #rectum
додав The Guru Turtle 28 Січня 2008
A dick the size of a donkey's dick
Damn look at that dude's donkey shlong!
#donkey #shlong #beastiality #cock #dick
додав The Guru Turtle 28 Лютого 2006
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