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4 definitions by anal12345

 
1.
Similar to an ear stretcher but is placed in the rear end. Can range from a 3mm diamater to 25mm. Varies in colours and for best results leave in when walking around despite looking like you have laid a log in your pants.
Jj: hey Bill, can i borrow your 12mm anal stretcher my 6mm is to loose and my ass ate it.

Bill: sure thing mate mine has a pull string so won't get lost

Yost: hey guys, my 25mm piece is too tight, know where i can get a 20mm anal stretcher from ?
додав anal12345 4 Березень 2012
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2.
a device similar to an ear stretcher placed in the anus varying in sizes from 3mm diamater to 1m.
JJ was bored so inserted a 6mm anal stretcher trying to build up to his friend billy's 12mm.

His rim was too tight so yost bought an anal stretcher to loosen it,
додав anal12345 4 Березень 2012
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3.
to cover your nipple tastles in honey before dipping in sprinkles then duning them into a womans vagina before lighitng the end on candle to look like a firework as she squirts to put them out.
jj: ah my nipple tastles are out of control (carly is lining up a squirt as he screams hurry up)

carly: hold on baby

jj: QUICK (she squirts to put them out)

jj: whaat was the delay !!!!
carly: was giving you a tastle teaser
додав anal12345 5 Березень 2012
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4.
to line the rim with needles from a cactus and then sit on your partners face. or alternatively shove a cactus in your ass so their cock gets a nasty shock.
james shoved his cock in carlys ass and went oww whats that. she replied an anal cactus and cackles
додав anal12345 4 Березень 2012
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