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2 definitions by benaud

 
1.
Semen, male ejaculate, cum, jizz, jism, man milk. Accompanied by orgasm. Contains sperm, makes babies. Good for what ails ya. Cure all.
I reckon I could verily feel your belly swell with the sheer volume of frothy dick eggs that I squirted into your womb this morning.
додав benaud 30 Червень 2010
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2.
The happy coincidence of accidentally leaving your pants fly open, and the corner of your shirt poking out of your fly in such a way so as to form a shirt dick that may be mistaken for your very own penis. A largely unfortunate and unintentional occurrence. Worse when wearing skin tone coloured shirts.
I was in such a hurry this morning that I forgot to do up my fly. To add insult to injury, after a morning of travelling on public transport and polite conversation with customers, I looked down to discover not only my open fly, but that I was also sporting a rather impressive shirt dick.
додав benaud 29 Липень 2013
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