10 definitions by crunkmonk3y

Top Definition
1. Something you generally say when something that you are eating tates really really bad, or it is something that does not appeal to your taste buds.
- "The apple that I am eating has a worm in it...it is prolly why it Tastes Like Shit."
#shit #tastes like... #booty #apple #worm #eating #chewing
додав CrunkMonk3y 02 Січня 2012
1. Well this clearly means that someone is straight when this is said outloud, but out of respect of others it would be said "I am straight" or "I like females" or "I am not gay"

2. Someone who enjoys having sex with girls.
- Someguy: "I am gay!"
- CrunkMonk3y: "I Like Pussy!"
#pussy #vagina #sex #pinc taco #taco bell #twat
додав CrunkMonk3y 02 Січня 2012
1. Give = Present, feed, hand over, gift
2. Dog = Bitch (Female Dog)
3. Bone = Boner... (Erection)

Math:
Therefore 1+2+3 = Feed a Bitch a Boner

English:
Your about to lay your dick upon a girls mouth, vagina , anus or anyother hole you can find/make...
- CrunkMonk3y "Imma Give a Dog a Bone!!"
- Girl "oooh pick me!"
#boner #feed a girl #vagina #anus #bitch #females #a
додав CrunkMonk3y 05 Січня 2012
1. I Hate it when people put their names in UD just to make themselves look cool.

2.Turrets
3.Retarded,Retards,Rtard
4.Idiots
5.Spam
6.No life
7.Teens
"OMFG I.H.I.W.P.P.T.N.I.UD.J.T.M.T.L.C" ;)
#turrets #retarded #retards #rtards #idiots #spam #no life #teens
додав CrunkMonk3y 30 Грудня 2011
1. It just something that you say to someone in response to them thinking that they would Schoo, Put on a clinic, Show them how it is done, Do a number on..., in something such as playing a sport, video games and perhaps Life in general. So therefore, you tell that to someone when you want them to know that you are about to beat them at whatever you and him and/or her are about to do.
- "I am going to Take You To Town in this match of MW3."
- "I would take that girl to town."
- "I am going to take This pizza To Town."
#schooling #owning #pwning #pking #destroy #do a number #own #win #ftw
додав CrunkMonk3y 02 Січня 2012
1.The act of inserting a "bad word", profanity, usually some derivative of the word "fuck," into the middle of an ordinary word/sentence to display ones fustration, emotion, opinion.

-See Turrets.
Profanitization

1. AfFUCKtion
2. FanFUCKINGtastic

ETC
#turrets #slang #bad mouth #potty mouth #soap #cock #fuck #swear words #swearing
додав CrunkMonk3y 30 Грудня 2011
1. Something you say to someone; when someone says something that sounds Gay, or its something that you do not want to partake in. It is typically used as an expression used against someones suggestion, idea, question. Utterly it means NO. Like straight up.

2. I guess you could also use it to tell someone to stop it when they are trying to crack your back or stretch you out.
- "Hey dude do you like sausage?"

"I Don't Bend That Way!" No

- "Ouch that hurts...I Don't Bend That Way!"
#no #stop it #i am not gay #i dont bend that way #homo #homeless #massage
додав CrunkMonk3y 02 Січня 2012
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