Combination of velocity
and oscillator. Used to describe
a driver on the same road as you, usually
a lonely highway. You're traveling at a constant rate
of speed, but that
other jerk will go a little faster than you, pass you, and you'll be rid of him...but then he decides he's going too fast and lets off on his gas...then his car slowly
makes his way back to you, and you pass him...then
up and passes you...and then slows down....and over
ends up with you flooring your accelerator and putting so much
distance between you that
he can never
catch up. Usually
an old person, or someone from up north whose mind doesn't work
Me, to wife: What
the hell is that guy doing?
Me: That douche right there. I passed
his slow ass two miles back
and he's crept up on me...now he's passing me. Why does he keep changing
speeds? He's a veloscillator!
Wife: Don't let it eat you up inside. Put some love in your heart.
Me: NOW what
is he doing? He's slowed
down and I have
at his dumb face
Wife: Well, he's behind you now. You sure are handsome.
at him! Now he's passing me! Is he in love with me? Is my profile that awesome??!?!
Wife: Well, actually it is. He might have
a crush on you.
AT THIS GUY! Now I've passed
him....I'm so sick
of this shit! VRRROOOOOMMM.....let's see this asshole catch me now!