When a person looks at another person of the same sex in a lustful manner.
BOB: Did you see how Phil McCracken was looking at me?
JOE: No, I didn't notice. What do you mean?
BOB: Like he was giving me the gayze.
Oral sex that ends in orgasm without intercourse.
Sarah: I forgot to take my birth control.
Chris: We could do some home-made oral contraception.
Porn that God watches.
CLARENCE: Mike, why do you watch porn?
MIKE: I only watch Godporn.
CLARENCE: What's Godporn?
MIKE: Porn that God watches.
CLARENCE: God doesn't watch porn!
MIKE: I thought you said, "God sees everything".
CLARENCE: Well, He does.
MIKE: Well, I just want to be like God.
Non-drinker & non-smoker.
Jeff is a non-droker
Fried or poached egg on a toasted onion bagel.
I'd rather have a Jew egg than an Egg McMuffin!
Extreme dislike of lesbians.
I'm lezbophobic. I HATE lesbians because they won't let me FUCK them. But, I LOVE bi chicks!
A FAT person. Someone who worships food.
Cris is a foodist.
No, a FOODIST. She is FAT.
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