30 definitions by mike comanche

STRIPPERTUTION = STRIPPER + prostiTUTION.

When you hire a stripper to come over to your house and then you jerk off while she dances naked in front of you.
PLAINTIFF: But, your honor, Strippertution isn't prostitution, because we NEVER touched at all.

JUDGE: Good point. Case dismissed.
додав Mike Comanche 04 Березня 2009
Someone who is so FAT they can't see their own feet!
Cristie M. is a footblinder.
додав Mike Comanche 10 Березня 2009
A short person, ie, so short they are always inadvertedly looking up everyobody's nostrils.
Bethany is 4f 9i. She is a nostril peeper.
додав Mike Comanche 10 Березня 2009
A guy who sucks dick.
Kelly is a cockthucker.

Is Kelly a chick or a dude?

I said "cockthucker", thus, Kelly is a dude.
додав Mike Comanche 10 Березня 2009
KARAoke + ARCHEOLOGIST
A karaoke singer who sings really old songs.
"Golden" is a kara-archeologist.
додав Mike Comanche 04 Березня 2009
Natural tits. So called because they float (as opposed to silicone tits, which don't).
Melissa sure has nice tits. Are they floaters?

Yep, they're the real deal bro!
додав Mike Comanche 10 Березня 2009
A woman you LAY.
MIKE: So, did you and Bethany get it on last night?

JEFF: Hell yeah! Beth is my Laydee.
додав Mike Comanche 04 Березня 2009
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