Play involves sitting down on the toilet, and participating in: urinating, defecating, and masturbating. Thereby, as is the act in Baseball, by making a Triple
Play one has performed
the act of making three outs
in the same
Person 1: Woah! What took you so long
in there? I don't know anybody who takes that long
in the bathroom!
Person 2: Well, I was performing a Triple
Person 1: ...Awkward.