46 definitions by spike

A single phrase or overall tendancy in a person to over-use (or use at all) swear-words and foul insults or phrases (these being deemed foul and sweary by members of high culture).
we're far too nice to mention this. you know who you are.
додав Spike 03 Травня 2003
A Tall, White, no armed character from a website named after himself he often seen wearing a cap, being harrased by strongbad, or just being stupid
Welcome aboard the USS Homestarrunner.com i am yor captain homestar runner
додав Spike 16 Серпня 2003
Spike, but with a hint of ub3rism, truely l33t.
Cerb: Cerbeh, Spike: Spikeh, Feltros: Felteh, etc etc
додав Spike 24 Жовтня 2004
Awards ceremony held each year to commend those with unncessecarily long hair; beyond the call of duty, nature, and their barbers.
"You have long hair"
*is added to nominees list*
додав Spike 09 Травня 2003
Cross The Road And Die - an acronymical play on FOAD (Fuck Off And Die), commonly used amongst internet chat communities such as IRC (Internet Relay Chat) and Newsgroups.
Spike: I hate you, EmPleh
EmPleh: CTRAD!
Spike: *sob*

Note: sobbing is not mandatory.
додав Spike 04 Травня 2003
A little known act performed in the later Middle Ages. Wandering minstrels, usually those with few talents, would entertain onlookers by "sucking a fuck" which involved a wooden rod and a live goose. The performer would take the rod and try to gently slide it into the anal cavity of the goose without frightening it and causing it to fly away.
"Gather around as I attempt to suck a fuck."
"The entertainer wasn't very good. He tried to suck a fuck and failed miserably and his goose refused to even come near him."
"The goose looked quite content perched on top of the stick. Then we all realized the the performer wasn't using a live goose, it had been dead for hours. The man would never suck a fuck again."
додав Spike 04 Липня 2004
Щоденні сповіщення поштою

Вкажіть вашу поштову скриньку щоб отримати наші безкоштовні сповіщення зі Словом Дня (Urban Word of the Day) кожного ранку!

Листи надсилатимуться з daily@urbandictionary.com. Ми ніколи не надсилатимемо вам спам.

×