8 definitions by urbane gorilla

Synonym for corruption and nepotism
Question: Where can someone who is totally unqualified get a job as general manager?
Answer: Velindre
додав Urbane Gorilla 21 Грудень 2005
An offensively customised car. Usually older than its driver, adorned with a ‘body kit’, (stolen) alloy wheels and a loud exhaust system with an oversized tail pipe. Driven and passengered by chavs listening to ear shatteringly loud drum and bass music.
A Vauxhall Chavalier
додав urbane gorilla 28 Травень 2005
A truly horrendous, offensively customised car without a roof. Invariably older than its driver and adorned with an ill fitting ‘body kit’, alloy wheels, rear spoiler and - ideally - an exhaust system with six tail pipes. Driven by a brain dead chav listening to ear shatteringly loud drum and bass music.
Daz: "Hello John, got a new motor?"
Baz: "Yea, top innit?"
Daz: " Yea, a chavriolet, init?"
додав urbane gorilla 10 Червень 2005
Fake marijuana (not real grass)
Puff - puff - COUGH! - splutter
“That’s not ganga, that’s Astroturf!”
додав Urbane Gorilla 8 Червень 2005
Mr./Ms. Right is the man/woman for whom you saved yourself.
I married Mr. Right but I wasn't expecting Mr. Right-All-The-Time!
додав urbane gorilla 6 Липень 2005
Haberdashery. Originally small wares such as needles and thread, also - crucially - hats. In the urbans jungle an aberdab is a hat, especially a baseball cap.
Question: "Where's me aberdab?"
Answer: "On the floor, where you left it!"
додав urbane gorilla 20 Червень 2005
ton
The Ton is the village of Tongwynlais, a few miles north of Cardiff, Wales
Question: "where d'yuh live?"
Answer: "In the Ton"
додав urbane gorilla 11 Липень 2005

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