On the other hand, it becomes almost unfair to pick up girls with your wit and status of (hopefully) having yer own place to crash later that evening!
Dude: Sheet girl! I'm 24! RECOGNIZE!
Girl: OMG! Can I have your abortion?
Woman: So you live by yourself or with your parents still?
Dude: Girl please! I gots me a fly mad stupid pad for y'all to play around in. I'm 24 baby!
Woman: EXCUSE ME?! I ain't your baby! I ain't no grrrl! I'm a woman! And you a little BITCH!
my name is jack bauer...
i'm having the worst day of my life.
that beeping noise is REALLY intimidating, by the way.
*POW POW POW*
*dad picks up cell phone.*
"step one complete, i killed her. what next, boss?"
"BLOW UP SOMETHING. AND DON'T LET ME DOWN."
24 is all about traitors :)