After Intoxication Drinkin Shits - this is pretty self explanatory
Dude I pounded a whole bottle of Jack and it gave me the A I D S
#aids #drinkin shits #the slick #the runs #hershey squirts
додав Jeff Josh Scotty Kris 07 Червня 2007
Ass Injected Death Sentence
Jerry has AIDS...
#ass #aids #disease #fucked #up #joke #std
додав fkdp 08 Липня 2013
Similar to cancer, an illness one gets from extremely agonizing situations. Although it is terminal, it is also quite humorous, and should indeed be laughed at when the word is simply uttered.
"Man, this class is giving me fucking aids"
"I cant take this shit dog, im getting cancer in my balls"
#aids #cancer #funny #jokes #hate on it
додав holdinmynutz 30 Травня 2013
AIDS stands for Aquired Immunodeficiency Syndrome, and is a disease caused by the virus HIV. It can be transmitted sexually, or by injecting like blood to blood contact. It is way too stigmatized, probably because of the methods it is usually aquired. You can also be born with it.
Typical idiot American: I am scared I'm going to get AIDS because I went to Africa and held hands with some people, and shared drinks!
Other guy: Moron, you can not get AIDS that way.
#aids #hiv #disease #virus #blood
додав Jeweliepop 14 Лютого 2009
Acquired Immune Deficincy Syndrome-A horrific disease that has killed so many innocence, although the Wesboro Baptist Church and other homophobes might not agree with this, not all HIV\AIDS victims are homosexuals (whoever believes that homosexuals are the only ones who get this for a reason like "God hates the gays" is an uneducated person with the Intelligence Quotient of around 5). AIDS is very common in the countries of Africa, and has also killed people such as Freddie Mercury. The disease is not given to someone like a simple cold, to obtain AIDS, you must either share someone's blood that carries AIDS,or have sexual intercourse with someone with AIDS. This is a popular mistake, for example, when Ryan White got AIDS and his school found out, he was immediately expelled.
Person no.1: Ewww!!!!! Ramón has AIDS!!!! I can't get close to that jesus-hating faggot!!!!

Me: Uhhh...Dude, just because he has AIDS doesn't mean you can catch it from just being around, this also doesn't mean he's gay, and there's nothing wrong with someone's sexual oreintation. You should know better than to someone like crap because of their indivisuality or health.
#aids #homosexuality #sex #health #africa
додав DICE.,., 29 Листопада 2008
after intense drinking shit
I've got AIDS from last night.
#shit #poop #a.i.d.s #the runs #diarrhea
додав magnolia504 22 Лютого 2014
What men get by sticking their penises up other men's bottoms.
..."That disease he has does an awful job on you. Your lungs fill up."
"Well, he should have kept his penis out of other men's bottoms then," Janice says, lowering her voice though, so the nurses and orderlies in the hall don't hear.
~ "Rabbit at Rest", by John Updike (1990)

"You want to know why I don’t have AIDS, why I'm not HIV-positive like so many other people? I don’t fuck around. It’s as simple as that."
~ "Timequake", by Kurt Vonnegut (1997)
#aids #hiv #safe sex #condoms #gay
додав Colin 100 01 Грудня 2012
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