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The sexiest man alive, must be like 20 inches down there
That guy's name must be Almond, because hes 20 inches.
#almond #sexiest #man #ever #20 #inches #down #hi dennis #._______. #its #a #whale
додав NotAlmondCao 26 Жовтня 2011
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When an African American is not your stereotypical black person but they seem to pertain to the opposite (white) race though their actions and choice of words despite their skin tone and nationality.
Person one: Cara is addicted to Starbucks.
Person two: But isn't Cara african american?
Person one: Yeah, she's an almond.
#black #white #starbucks #african american #stereotypical
додав pussypopper 30 Грудня 2014
To describe something that you thought was pretty damn sweet, but with a little voice at the back of your mind going "well that ain't decent", much like how an almond nut is pretty sweet but it's also a bit bitter at the back of your mouth.
Mark: "Damn, did Karl just jump into his neighbour's pool munted?"

Josh: "Yeah he did! Haha pretty fucking almond!"
#sick #dope #mint #nasty #dank
додав lowkeyjd 27 Травня 2015
A girl who's whole body is shaped like an almond. Wears granny panties and is proud of her muffin top, has a twin brother named pistachio who she hates. Love sto read, yell at kids, and wear granny training bras. Usually named Amber
Jamie: I SEE AN ALMOND
Lily: You mean the new girl named Amber Brown
додав pooman gill goot goot 29 Січня 2016
A nut that is both beautiful and also reminiscent of bitter sweet sentiments.
'It was inevitable: the scent of bitter almonds always reminded him of the fate of unrequited love.' - Gabriel Garcia Márquez
#nut #love #alamendra #amarretto #unrequited
додав idealist102 17 Березня 2011
In middle eastern cultures, the almond is a symbol of the vagina.

In addition, almond can refer to the part of the brain called the amygdala, which translates to "almond." The amygdala is important in very basic emotions of aggression and fight or flight. However, studies have also demonstrated the importance of the amygdala in sexual arousal. For men, this portion of the brain lights up while looking at visualizations of sexy women. For women, the amygdala is activated only when she feels both a sexual and emotional connection to what she is shown.

Now you all learned something new!
"I love her tasty almond"

"You know her almond is lighting up!"
#amygdala #almonds #brain #vagina #pussy
додав Smart Ass 137 13 Березня 2012
(Al-mond) Pronounced: "All" "mund"
Verb. A term known for the feeling felt when combining Marijuana with Frangia (find meaning elsewhere).
"Man, I just wanna get 'Almond' right now."

or

"Did you see that girl's face, she was totally Almond."
"Yeah man, too much Frangia and Bud is never good."
#marijuana #franzia #sangria #wine #bootycall
додав SAMFRANCANDLEEBAKE 17 Листопада 2011
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