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An average person is someone who Loves Harry Potter, hates Twilight, perfers google to yahoo, and enjoys playing with their socks during church!
most of america, Average
додав thewoman 27 Лютого 2010

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Though often thought to mean mundane and boring, Average really means what occurs the most.

"My Life Is Average" is a site were "Average" means "crazy awesome" to the mundane boring person.

If you make your life crazy awesome by doing random things, not only will you be happier, but you will redefine average in your life.
"Today, I was walking home from school when suddenly, two guys ran by me. They stopped at the crosswalk ahead, pulled out lightsabers, and dueled until the walk sign went green. MLIA."

In an attempt to be un-average, Sara wore a snuggie to school. Soon this became a trend, and every average person wore a snuggie.
додав Intrigue 28 Жовтня 2009

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Good Enough to bang after a few beers
So what do you think of her?
well, She's average.
So Would you do her?
Well, if I was drunk and I never had to talk to her again.
додав JP$ 30 Вересня 2003

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Someone who:
- Reads MLIA.
- Loves Harry Potter.
- Hates Twilight.
- Is completely random, weird, awesome, etc.
- Makes pillow forts.
- Loves ninjas.
- Prefers google over yahoo.
- Read DBPB.
- Possibly owns a Pillow Pet or something else random.
- Is a probably a dork, band geek, nerd, etc. (:

And many others things you may think of. :D
Today I was reading MLIA and thinking about how my parents never do anything average. Just then dad ran in excitedly to show me little hats he bought to put on Easter eggs after you dye them. MLIA.
додав LawraTheDinosaur 03 Липня 2011

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A less mean-sounding term for "mediocre"; numerically, it is an unreal number commonly used to make people feel less guilty or appear more intelligent.
Almost everyone claims that they are above average in look and intelligence—one wonders where the ugly and dumb ones have gone to.
додав MathPlus 30 Червня 2016

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Previously thought to be boring and normal, average describes a person who loves dinosaurs, ninjas, Harry potter, hates Twilight and knows that Google will always triumph over Yahoo!
My life is so average, it's awesome!
додав Zazades 18 Липня 2011

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Something that is good, but not quite up to par.
Sally: Did you shack up last night?
Joanna: Yes, at Charlie's.
Sally: Well...how was it??!!
Joanna: Eh, average.
додав Annie May 19 Червня 2005

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