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BMP
An image file format supported by many programs, including Microsoft Paint. BMP (which comes from the word "bitmap"), is intended for offline use, since BMPs tend to be large in size.
BMPs are not for the web!
додав GastonRabbit 24 Червень 2004
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BMP
Beta Male Provider. These are the guys who buy women all their drinks, shower them with compliments, drive them around, and are baffled when the females aren't sexually attracted to them. On the other hand, alpha males take care of the female's sexual needs.
Janet's BMP, Joe, keeps giving her flowers, taking her to movies, and is always telling her how intelligent and interesting she is to gain her approval. What Joe doesn't know is she really loves Jake, the bad boy jerk who fulfills all her sexual desires.
додав b00zy 2 Липень 2006
bmp
beg my pardon
in my opinion, he is a bit of a goof bmp
додав bond100 14 Червень 2015
BMP
Many will beleive that it is something Microsoft use to force PDF files into their folder, but no.
It means Big Man's Penis - do not associate with Wade from GTA 5, as he states at his cousin's house (When Trevor overhears them talking about him) he hasn't a very large penis.
"How's your BMP?"
"Ok, how's yours?"
"A bit slow. Too many files for the folders."
"Hmm. Mine has had a lot of action too recently."
"Really? What type of file?"
"The one on yo mamma!"
додав Jacksepticbosses 18 Серпень 2014
the act of switching the lights on and off in a room full of anxious onlookers while during each on switch of the lights on a naked pose is revealed. Each move has a name having to do with the style of the pose.
Are you ready for the B.M.P.!
додав Sphyncter 30 Травень 2008
BMP
Bathroom Mirror Picture

You just worked out and now you're all swoll; gotta take a BMP. Maybe later you can text it to that girl you've been flirting with, or if you're vain enough, even post it to Instagram. Rack up those likes you social-media slut!
John is always taking BMPs, he may have an addiction to the mirror.

Check out the BMP Sara texted me, it's actually kinda hot.
додав Neuronick 14 Грудень 2012
bmp
also short for Bad Mental Picture
"NPR was talking about a woman who died on the toilet, fell onto her space heater, and melted-"

"ugh, BMP!"
додав PsiFer 15 Березень 2006

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