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When someone deficates on top of your head in a sexual fasion.
I just gave Rhonda a brown crown she'll never forget.
додав Bukkakegod 26 Жовтня 2002
When completing an especially large bowel movement, one or more of the resulting turds breaches or "crowns" above the water. Not to be confused with the Massive Brown Crown or Gorgo the Beast Master, when one or more turds are so large that they extend above the toilet seat, requiring the pooper to stand up in order to break off the turd and finish.
Guy 1: "Dude, you were in the shitter forever! What were you doing, scuba diving?"
Guy 2: "Nah man, I just finished my Brown Crown. That thing was wonderful. I took a picture with my phone. I cried a little when I had to flush it."
Guy 1: "Well break out the picture, man!"

While in the bathroom ...
Friend 1: "Oh my god! I think I'm crapping out my soul!"
Friend 2 (at the next stall): "Bullshit! Let's compare dumps; I'll bet mine's bigger."
Both friends finish without wiping to compare dumps.
Friend 2: "Holy hell, man! You had a Brown Crown! That turd's almost touching the lid!"
Friend 1: "I know, man. That was almost a Massive Brown Crown. I almost want to name it!"
#huge crap #big turd #dump-o-rama #gorgo the beast master #massive brown crown
додав Donkey Punching Queen 20 Грудня 2013
The ring of shit left behind after anal penetration if ass not cleaned out properly. The way to become the king of poo.
ah, forgot my condom. gonna have a brown crown in the morning.

I'm the king, sitting on my throne with a brown crown on my head.
додав Tom Maggs 26 Листопада 2004
synonym for first-time anal sex
Sarah and I were pretty wild in the sack, and she let me take her brown crown.
#brown #crown #brown crown #anal sex #anal #buttsex #virgin
додав a lex 29 Липня 2006
When someone sticks their finger in his or her anus and then wipes it around the crown of your head.
Ugh, that stripper just gave me a glaucoma test, then a brown crown.
#anus #finger #brown tiarra #brown hat #cajun mud pie #cajun proposal;
додав Leon the smurf 24 Вересня 2007
Brown Crown is when you fart on someones head when they bend over
Keith bent over to pick his pen up off the ground and I farted on his head........Brown Crown
#brown crown #fart #shit #gas #crop dust
додав maxxxiiimus 01 Липня 2011
The ass rim, the butthole.
In the joint when Hector placed Stevie's brown crown on his smaller head. Stevie was offically crowned a queen!
додав Anonymous 30 Серпня 2003
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