шукати будь-яке слово, наприклад sex:
 
1.
a machine for downloading porn
"oh no, the computer broke, i ejaculated all over the keyboard"
додав Anonymous 22 Лютий 2003
14821 7231
 
2.
What you are on now
You are on the computer now
додав Charlie Mulligan 5 Березень 2004
2033 525
 
3.
The most useful and most frustrating thing any human being will ever work with.
The computer crashed again. I lost three thousand lines of code.
додав Mystery Man 28 Січень 2003
1645 284
 
4.
If you're looking up this word, kill yourself.
To use the internet, one must have at least a vague idea of what a computer is.
додав ddt 21 Листопад 2004
1592 572
 
5.
a very, very expensive punching bag
Work with me! *Crack* stupid computer! Gonna punch the life out of you!
додав gusto5 29 Травень 2004
1229 453
 
6.
A tool that is supposed to save time but intead wastes time.
1. Viruses
2. Bugs
3. Crashes
4. Spyware
5. Urbandictionary.com :)
додав Why do I keep coming here? 24 Вересень 2003
967 242
 
7.
The most boring and frustrating thing in the world-however, I keep coming back.
the computer isnt playing my cd! piece of shit! Oh there we go-computer i love you!
додав elvis on the toilet. would you like a sandwhich? 18 Лютий 2004
791 410