A disease that MEN/ BOYS have.
girl: " don't play with that boy, he has COOTIES ! "
#cootie #cooties #male diseases #disease #men
додав Shmoozums 05 Січня 2006
A mythical disease carried by young women prior to the September 11, 2001 attacks, replaced since then by skankthrax.
"Bug off, Susie! I don't want your cooties!"
#diseases #hysteria #sexist #std #urban legend
додав Gahmuret 22 Липня 2006
Body lice in the crotch area; same as crabs.
Jerome was often a muff diver and quite frequently you could see the cooties in his eyebrows.
додав Richard Black 15 Березня 2005
Retarded bullshit that 11 and under boys believe that girls have.
"a girl wants too beat me up, what do i do"
"Heh...53><0r her face"
"what? thats gross girls have cooties"
"UNDERAGE USER!"
додав dj gs68 07 Липня 2003
cooties are boys. The raw facts.. cooties can be corrupted and non cooties can NOT be cootiefied..
that man has cooties for children.
i cant talk 2 those people. they ARE cooties (men and dads)
#cooties #men #dads #cootiefied #non-cooties
додав gina and sarah 06 Листопада 2005
The reason why Molestation is Illegal
Gee! If there was no such thing as cooties, I'd fuck my neice every day!
#poo #bum #bosom #child #hentai
додав Taeko Hentie 08 Квітня 2006
Cooties is a highly infectious disease, common between the ages of 5 and 12, which happens through the contact of saliva, generally by the mouth. Symptoms include a rash near or on the face, and sometimes even severe cases of toes dropping off.
Jimmy got cooties after kissing Amanda. Luckily, he only got the rash.
додав Cootieluver33 12 Жовтня 2015
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