the act of flipping your penis up into the waistline of your pants in order to hide an erection when you stand up.
Mike: "Dude i had a boner in class today and the teacher called me up to the board!"

Jim: "No way dude! what'd you do?"

Mike: "Gave myself a dork"
додав thecoldbeerreport 16 Січень 2011
A whale penis.
THERE SHE BLOWS!dork
додав Whaleblower96 25 Липень 2009
The act of being a dork
Bob: Your a dork!
Billie: Orly? :O
додав gold ftw 14 Травень 2009
A whale's penis
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Stop being such a freaking DORK!
She can't help being a whales dick
додав Romeo.Killed.Juliet 14 Квітень 2008
(n)Sonny a beautiful intelligent woman. one who has many goals that she will fulfill. who has the soul of a five year old. Hannah Montana's stalker.

not a whales penis

hahahah I love you dork!
додав Kelsea bacastow 5 Березень 2008
Used humorously to describe one's penis.
Man, watching Betty climb out of the hot tub without her top on; my dork sprang to life and bulged right out of my shorts.
додав Jose_wanntaka 26 Листопад 2007
Dork is a derogatory term for someone with few social skills, usually interested in nerdy activities and immediately makes a poor impression through their lack of social aptitude.

NOT a nerd, though one can be a dork and a nerd. A dork would be a nerd who is immediately and obviously not a social person.

NOT a geek, who enjoys the same activies as a nerd but posseses standard or above social skills. Geek and dork are mutally exclusive.
"Look at that guy with the braces and the laptop. He's such a dork." -Prep

"I could tell before I talked to him, that guy was seriously DORK." -Someone observant

"Even the geeks won't socialise with that dork, he's so laaame" -Typical Chavette
додав Danny Moules 20 Жовтень 2005

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