doosh kuh-noo

noun, adjective

1. one who is incredibly annoying, a pest
2. a foolish or stupid person, kaiser
3. an inconsiderate and selfish person
- He was a complete douche canoe for not picking up the check on your birthday!

- Those guys at the party were acting like huge douche canoes!
#deushe canoe #deush canoe #doosh canoe #doush canoe #asshole #dick #idiot #moron
додав ditystotsgosser 14 Липня 2011
Top Definition
Someone who exceedes the limits of being a normal douche or douche bag.

"Luke, you are such a douche canoe"
#douche #douche bag #cunt cleaner #cooter vacuum #stuff
додав Dino V. 18 Лютого 2007
1. Any vehicle filled to capacity with a group of major douchebags. Usually a luxury SUV. Most often owned or purchased by the parents of one of the douche mcgouches inside. The group of individuals who pour out of the douche canoe can be affectionately referred to as a "shitstorm of douchebags."
If that douche canoe tries to swoop us in the Taco Bell line, I will go fisticuffs with that whole shitstorm of douchebags inside!
#whip #douchebag #d-bag #douche #douche ride
додав MFaF 13 Вересня 2009
Not just your run of the mill douche. A total douche! This douche will kill you with his non stop douche baggery. Avoid the douche Canoe at all costs.
Ryan Seacrest is a total douche canoe
#douche #douche caneo #douche bag #douche cunt #cool
додав Daniel: Tiger of Ra 07 Січня 2008
A person that is so douchey, said douchey-ness travels cross bodies of water.
Check out that douchecanoe... I bet they can see his Ed Hardy shorts from hawaii.
#douche #canoe #moron #kanye #dink
додав donkitat 01 Листопада 2010
the highest leavel of doucheny
paul has gotta be the biggest douchecanoe ever
#douche #douchebag #douchbaggery #doubledouch #douch bag
додав no-name-name 01 Жовтня 2006
when a person is so douchey they are equal to about 50 douchebags, therefore a canoe would be needed.

It is much larger than most other forms of douches
Kyle Benger is a Douchecanoe
#kyle #douche #canoe #large quanities of doucheness #minister
додав wishshedidntknowanydouchecanoe 17 Листопада 2010
A vehicle containing or transporting two or more douchebags.
Dude, check out that Hummer over there. It's a total douche canoe.
#douche #canoe #vehicles #transportation #assholes
додав Skirish 24 Квітня 2010
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