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N. That place in between a boner and being flaccid.
Man I just saw this chicks boobs for like 10 seconds but i didnt get hard, i just got a floner.
#dick #bonder #flaccid #erection #penis
додав Noah beast 27 Серпня 2007
When you get a boner when you see Flo the Progressive girl.
"I have such a raging floner right now"
#boner #flo #progressive #girl #fancy #tophat
додав BrendanGB 06 Жовтня 2011
A semi-limp dick that is in between a boner and a flaccid penis. It is similar to semi cooked spaghetti, a soggy uncooked sausage and a pool noodle.
Man 1- I have a floner!!
Man 2- damn bro that blows. I had a floner last night and I couldn't even bang my grandma it was so floppy.
#floner #boner #flaccid #penis #dick #cock #charles darwin #paul revere
додав IseWise 27 Березня 2013
A weak boner or more of a flacid boner than a full boner.
I woke up and I had this weak ass floner with which I couldn't do anything, even my sister.
#boner #floener #pussy boner #hard on #extreme stiffy
додав ma++ 25 Жовтня 2006
while floating on your back in a swimming pool, you get an obvious erection that everybody notices and makes fun of you. ALSO know as a floating boner.
oh my god! look at tylers FLONER! haha
#floating boner #softies under water #boner #floating water torpedo #floper
додав floner1234 09 Липня 2012
The term for a boner, which you get while wearing a flight suit.
When that chick walked by, it was difficult to control my floner.
#boner #wood #erection #flight #suit
додав AFMG 11 Липня 2006
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