Top Definition
The process in which a person ejaculates on another person that is either asleep or unconscious. The ejaculation MUST successfully occur without awareness of the other individual.
"Man, Sarah drank a bunch of vodka and passed out last night and I totally ghost jizzed her."

The following morning...

"Oh man, my face is so sticky, I feel like a ghost jizzed on me!"
#ghost #jizz #face #sticky #vodka #jizzed #asleep #unconscious
додав Southview1028B 13 Жовтня 2011
This term is used to describe the embarrassing event in which a male reaches his climax, causing him to ejaculate. When he checks to see his jizz, there is nothing there, as if he ejaculated nothing but a ghost.
Mary: How was the sex last night?
Sarah: oh, it was horrible, he had ghost jizz.
#ghost #jizz #sperm #ejaculate #semen #embarrasing
додав Sonny the Stuntman 11 Грудня 2008
When you blow your nose and clear shot comes out.
God I'm just blowing out ghost jizz. It's all clear and nasty.
#poop #shamrock #sick #snot #ghost
додав Op dude with boobs 18 Березня 2015
1. when one is eating, usually fast food and spills some of the sauce on their pants and creates a light stain around the crotch making it look like dried jizz
2. a crotch stain cause by food that makes it look like you jizzed on yourself
"dude did you cum on yourself"
"nah man i just ate subway and it ghost jizzed on me"

"shit i got ghost jizz on me"

"i need to do laindry man too much ghost jizz on my jeans"
#jizz #food #stains #crotch #sauce #cum #pants #fast food #grubbing #eating
додав rickitydick520 06 Квітня 2013
The seepage of spooge deep from within a woman's vagina following a man’s liberation of his juices within the snatch, after a couple or more hours have elapsed, even overnight...all of a sudden...BAM!!!
As Farrah walked down the hall, she had to run into the bathroom after the ghost jizz her husband, Garrett, had deposited the night before oozed out.
#ghost jiz #spooge #man juice #ghost giz #ghost gizz #vagina
додав ephenis 06 Грудня 2006
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