Ion is used as a replacement for "I don't". This can be found especially on twitter.
Tweet: ion like driving at night.
додав Airwick 26 Серпень 2012
A term referring to a woman whose appearance can range from really good looking to downright ugly. As a result, males cannot categorize such a female on a scale of 1-10 as her ranking is incredibly volatile. Thus, their attractiveness is simplified to a different scale for this rare category of women which is marked by a +1 for looking good at the time or -1 for looking bad on an occasion, hence the term ion.
Damn that girl is such an ion, yesterday I would've banged her for sure but today she looks like snooki's asshole.
додав Slumdog23 26 Жовтень 2010
An ion is a molecule with a positive or negative charge.
Solvents consist of ions.
додав Karel! 29 Червень 2006
Ion; the Internation Order of Ninjas.
The Internation Order of Ninjas is a non-profit organization dedicated to the betterment of ninjas world wide. They aid in the exploration of the "Theorial Plain" in which all ninjas must abide in order to gain the skills necesary for the physical, mental, and most importantly, spiritual control that one must have to live as a ninja.
No, I do not belong to the federation of killacon, but rather to the ION.
додав UberChoob 24 Травень 2006
An acronym for in other news, used to abruptly segue into a different topic in the same post. In more humorous uses, it can 'ironically' segue into something actually strongly related to the first topic. Compare BTW.
... So yeah, my g/f is bound to dump me any day now. ION, Guitar Hero 3 is the awesomest thing in the history of stuff.
додав adick87 10 Лютий 2008
A word for idiots who don't know how to, or for some reason don't want to, spell out "i don't", making themselves look like morons.
When i see the word "ion" used as "i don't" i assume the person wasn't able to spell "don't" and/or didn't pay attention during sophomore Chemistry.

Swagger/Tumblr Wannabe: "Ion care she do wut she want."
Me: "An Ion is a particle with an electric charge because of the loss or gain of electrons, you halfwit idiotic fucktard."
додав LimaRonan 11 Жовтень 2014
An atom or molecule with an unequal number of protons and electrons, yielding a charge.
When salt is added to water it dissolves by breaking into it's conjugate ions.
додав devmodesquad 10 Січень 2008

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