masturbating while taking a shit
I just took a jack shit
додав TknucksSucks 1 Листопад 2010
A poker hand, especially in Texas Hold 'Em, that includes a jack and an unsuited card under 10.
I'm gonna raise you and go all-in even though I have jack shit. Or, Aw, you're bluffin' me, I bet you have jack shit so I call.
додав stinkygordo 7 Жовтень 2008
when you are taking a shit and getting a handjob at the same time
what'd you do last night?
Jack shit....
Oh that must've sucked...
No... no sucking... just a handjob
додав jackshit 4 Березень 2008
the feces of a jack, i.e. a jackass. By extension, anything worthless or trivial.
You don't know jack shit.
додав bumpie 22 Січень 2006
1. jack rabbit feces.

2. something plentiful and omnipresent, yet nonetheless worthless.

3. nothing, or nothingness
(see jack squat)
"This here jack shit ain't worth jack shit."

Incorrect: "He don't know jack shit."
Correct: "He knows jack shit."
додав Joe Bone 11 Березень 2005
A term to describe someone who has or will inevetible do something stupid
Man, you are such a jack shit!
додав KROD 13 Грудень 2004

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