Contrary to popular belief, Jebus is just what some knew as the city of Jerusalem. Go read the Bible you bunch of heathens.
...The man would not tarry that night, but he rose up and departed, and came over against Jebus, which is Jerusalem; and there were with him two asses saddled, his concubine also was with him.

Judges 19:10
додав NOCTVRNVS 5 Липень 2005
A contemporary allegory for the chariot of the gods.
People get ready, there is a jebus a-coming. You don't have to believe, just get on board!
додав thx7913 24 Грудень 2003
The actual lord and messiah. NOT the same as that fake ass fairy tale Jesus (Hey-Zeus)
Jebus is teh pwn
додав Anonymous 12 Березень 2003
A popular player in Zombie Panic, a mod for HL2.

His popularity may have been increased due to other sources, but he chose the name without knowledge of any other origin.

Many players claim to belong to the Church of Jebus, and use his name in place of Jesus.

Comedic name often cried out in shock, or just for laughs.
"SWEET JEBUS!!!"

"Jebus is just better than you."

"Jebus...save me Jebus"-often said when about to die, or when surrounded my moronic players who do not know the difference between a hand grenade, and a plastic pear.

"Sweet Jebus"-exclamation of shock and awe, or just complimenting Jebus on an awesome kill.

"FOR JEBUS"-battle cry

"My friend, my brother, my Jebus..."-sombody saved your azz and you are nearly dead.

"Sweet Zombie Jebus"-play on Zombie Jesus/
додав Out4Blood4 30 Серпень 2008
Originally used in an episode of Family Guy in the end of their 1999 season, by cardinals reading through the bible. Later used by the Simpsons' Homer when he became a missionary. Now, it's just slang for anything from Jesus to shrooms.
"On page ---, it says Jebus, isn't supposed to say Jesus?"
"SAVE ME JEBUS!"
"Sweet Jebus, don't touch me there!"
додав The Real Slim Jebus 10 Жовтень 2005
Non-union Mexican equivalent of jesus.
Jebus got shot runnin 'cross the border...
додав William Nownes 21 Квітень 2005
Jebus is indescribable. And short. But we love him anyway.
1. Never play online with jebus. He always uses the 'walk on water' hack
2. SMITE HIM, JEBUS!
3. 'Missed the bugger'
додав LM 7 Липень 2004

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