Top Definition
1. To masturbate. Usually associated with males.
2. To procrastinate.
1. Stop jerking off in my classroom, Billy!
2. "O Lord, do we have the strength to carry out this mighty task in one night? Or are we just jerking off?" -Blazing Saddles
додав Jerry 07 Вересня 2004
Masturbating (particularly males)
I love to jerk off to porn
додав 10314 20 Квітня 2005
masturbating
"he loves jerking off. I hope so; he'll never get laid."
додав Anonymous 19 Серпня 2003
something that you don't do at someone else's house
OMG did u hear that kevin was jerking off at brian's house??!!!
#jack off #masturbation #weirdo #jerk off #sick
додав not eton 28 Березня 2007
1. The act of masturbating.
2. "Jerking" off your clitoris or penis in order to orgasm.
3. May apply to both females and males - slang word.
"I don't have a dick but I can still jerk off!"
"I'm a girl, jerking off is possible."
"I believe that jerking off is an activity all females and males should participate in for the greater good of the world - it also burns calories."
#jerking off #masturbating #happy ending #orgasm #fun #sex
додав allnaturalMSG 20 Травня 2008
The act of consuming a delicious beef jerky snack.
My mom asked "How do you eat that stuff"? after she caught me jerking off last night.
#jerking of #beef jerky #jerk of #jacking off #jack link's
додав Pirate Suite 20 Січня 2008
Someone getting fucky wiht the opposite sex
додав Jer 19 Жовтня 2003
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