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2.
To fight someone IN COURT.
I beat that boys ass!

Yeah, but now he's gonna throw some Jew Jitsu on you!
додав Mike Comanche 4 Березень 2009
 
1.
Ancient martial art Created by Mortichai Weinstein in the ages of Jesus. Ninjews practice this to this day, which is an art form of Grace, coveting, and throwing Ninja Stars-of-David
Man, that Ninjew really kicked their asses. He must study onder the Hebrew Guru.
додав The BIG Nasty 11 Березень 2005
 
3.
The kung fu art practiced by those of jewish decent. Typically it involves throwing stars of david.
Hey Barry Goldstein is a black belt in jewjitsu, don't mess with him.
додав dannyfisch 19 Листопад 2007
 
4.
A jewish martial art.
A thug tried to steal the jewish mans jew gold but ended getting knocked the fuck out by the heebs jew jitsu moves.
додав jew jitsu master 30 Березень 2010
 
5.
A jew that knows Jujitsu.
He could kick yo ass jew jitsu style!
додав Rolle42 18 Квітень 2008
 
6.
The art of defening against an onslaught of Jewish civillians with a crushing blow.
One day a jewish doctor attempted to seize a bank. Fortunately, he was sent into a daze after he was attacked by an expert of jewjitsu.
додав Malcolm Turntable 18 Червень 2009
 
7.
1) The art of combat in which the victor takes any money or belongings from his or her opponent. If there is a tie, the two Jews must fight over a penny... Hence, the invention of copper wire.
JEW: Thanks for the gold, pussy.

VICTIM: Goddamnit I fucking hate these fucking Jews and their JewJitsu bullshit...
додав Maijala 2 Червень 2011