a combination of the words "jean" and "shorts" used to describe the hideous attire, usually sported by NASCAR afficianados and men over 40. Sometimes Jorts are accessorized with a lovely cellphone belt clip and a braided leather belt, but not always. Sometimes the Jorts wearer lets the Jorts speak for themselves.
While at a baseball game, I noticed a plethora of adult males with no shirts on, drinking copious amounts of beer while proudly wearing Jorts.
#hoosier #ugly #denim #jeans #shorts
додав Kelly 15 Червня 2006
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Jean shorts. Worn mostly by children and douchebags. Jorts are perhaps the easiest way to recognize people you will not like. If you wear jorts, you probably don't talk to girls. The term "jorts" does not apply to jean shorts worn by black people, as those are entirely acceptable.
The kid next to me was definitely a total dick; he was wearing jorts.
додав theSuperJesus 31 Серпня 2005
F*ck you, I can dress any way I want.
If you talk about somebody's momma it tends to get sloughed off; if you talk about somebody wearing jorts, you better be ready to fight.
#jeans #shorts #idiots #asswipes #hate-filled-booger-brains
додав Forced Earphones 04 Липня 2009
jean shorts, such as those worn by male Florida Gator fans at the Georgia-Florida football game.
"Don't talk to him; he's obviously a Florida fan with those jorts he's wearing."

#jorks #georgia bulldogs #florida gators #shorts #jeans
додав godawgs 23 Березня 2006
jean shorts; stylish casualwear for the unpretentious
Dude, those jorts are slammin'! Did you get them at Penney's?
#nascar #haute coture #versace #jc penney #comfy
додав Big Moop 14 Вересня 2008
short for "jean shorts"
Look at the redneck in the jorts. Man, that guy is one bottle of moonshine short of marrying his sister.
#jean shorts #redneck #joy #georgia #florida
додав ColumbusBuck 29 Жовтня 2007
Jorts are a short word for Jean Shorts
Dude, why are you wearing jorts? You look like a douche.
#douche #jeans #shorts #jort #80s
додав Quincy Morris 14 Березня 2008
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