Top Definition
1.to kick-punch (at the same time)
2.anything you want it to be
synonym to juiced

invented after an ACTUAL
kunching had occured by michael and richard.
I'M GONNA KUNCH YOU SO HARD....your gonna wish i didn't kunch you!!
#kick #punch #injury #awesome #clairosaurus
додав chicken-face 25 Жовтня 2007
An action where you go to punch someone, and a foot comes out of your hand and they get kicked in the face. In this case, you use both motions so it becomes a Kunch.

Warning - Often fictional.
Joey: Yeah, I Kunched Bobby yesterday.
Seth: How the fuck did a foot come out of your hand?
#rofl #impossible #fictional #punch #kick
додав Tom Leet. 09 Вересня 2007
Somebody who eats vagina too much and just plain loves the taste.

Origin: cunt + munch


Joe; You know what!
Steve; What?
Joe; These potato chips taste alot like minge!
Steve; Omfg, you're sucha kunch
#pl0x #minge #vagina #shlong #noobliterate #hunny #slag #darling
додав LibbyPwns!1 31 Березня 2009
Cunnilingus during lunch break.

Cunt + Lunch
I have 30 minutes. Where do you wanna go for kunch?
#cunt #lunch #lunch break #lunch time #work lunch
додав T Max Ranch 31 Травня 2012
the act or expression one says after hearing the tail end of a conversation, that may be considered inappropriate.
Stranger: And then I was like, "Man, lucky I had a stiffy!"

Myself: Geez, that's a kunch if I ever did hear one!
#inappropriate #awkward #what #wtf #confusion
додав ca$h mOney swag 24 Липня 2015
The most extraordinarily magnificent type of lunch possibly imaginable, usually accompanied by pirates, ninjas, banners, pyrotechnics and other oddly assorted things.
Once the Pope was done curing cancer and solving starvation and debt in the Third World, he had kunch with Jesus in an up-market restaraunt just off 51st.
#lunch #magnificent #splendiforous #superb #extraordinary
додав David Perry 21 Червня 2007
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