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1.
When something is so awesome one sheds a liquid from their eyes. Not tears, but Man tears
John was watching the game and he shed man tears after his favorite team won.

Tim shed man tears after watching Avatar in Imax
додав TJwins 8 Лютий 2010
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2.
When one reaches a certain zenith of unbridled manliness, one cannot cry saline-based tears anymore. Instead, one's tear ducts will secrete other, lesser men, who then proceed to cry in one's stead.
My friend John saw that Sarah McLachlan SPCA commercial last night and cried man tears.
додав jaybo sampsonite 4 Лютий 2013
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3.
The product of a completely justified shedding of liquid from the eyes of a male humanoid. Note that when a man cries because of pain, irrelevant feelings or objects stuck under eyelids it does not fall under said category. Exception can be made for physical damage to the ballsack.
-Dude, why are you crying, that´s not cool.
-Fuck you, I just watched the first Pokémonmovie. These are mantears.
-Oh, I´m sorry bro.
додав MyXboxIsBroken 24 Травень 2011
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4.
A tear shed by a male in attempts to seduce a female into sexual relations.
We were watching this shitty movie about love, but I dropped a man tear in front of my date and she totally gave me a hand job right there in the theater.

When my dog died, I didn't really give a shit but I used it for some man tears; which in turn got me laid for the next year and a half.
додав MAlexBr 15 Січень 2008
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5.
A tear shed by a male in attempts to seduce a female into sexual relations.
We were watching this shitty movie about love, but I dropped a man tear in front of my date and she totally gave me a hand job right there in the theater.

When my dog died, I didn't really give a shit but I used it for some man tears; which in turn got me laid for the next year and a half.
додав MAlexB 9 Січень 2008
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6.
(noun) when men whine, bitch or otherwise complain; when men can't make up their minds to hit it, date it or leave it. Basically, when men aren't "men," when they become 1950's housewives. When any of these actions occur, MAN TEARS are produced. Some women find this to be a turn off. When Man Tears are produced, some women may bottle them up, refrigerate them, and throw 'em back like a shot. After that, "it's on to the next one."
male Coldplay fan. "I hooked up with this dude last night, and then found out he listened to Coldplay. Then he said he couldn't wait until I met his mom. I laughed and drank his Man Tears!"
додав Paris Kiivett 19 Серпень 2011
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7.
An ejaculation coming out of a penis.
She was thirsty, so i gave her a shot of my man tears
додав The One Eyed Monster 20 Грудень 2010
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