A unit of wasted expenditure - currently (in 2010) equal to approximately £25,000 per year

Especially relevant to spending by local government, but can be applied elsewhere.
Local Govt officer 1: We've just wasted £10,000 on this pointless new initiative.

Local Govt officer 2: Don't worry about it: that's less than 0.5 mikes.
додав dave555123 18 Листопад 2010
Term used to describe the mysterious extinguishing of a cigarette mid-smoke
I Miked it
додав lucylucylulu 23 Лютий 2010
Short form of microphone.
Yo, gimme that mike!
додав Kovász 19 Червень 2005
This ugly motherfucker who thinks he sooooooooo cool but really hes a trash licking sock fucking pencil sucking white haired leg shaven roach, who reminds me of a retarted albino beaver who got repeatativly wacked with a large rusty pair of sunglasses. plus he hits girls. his mom is a witchbitch.
Taylor: Um, is that mike over there in the grass?!?
David: No, silly goose, thats just dog shit.
додав LAdy gaga 20 Червень 2012
An effeminate man with a high pitched voice. Typically is a cat person who likes men. Their sense of fashion is shity at best. Their standard for women is low, as they could pick up a she-male and be happy. Occasionally squeaks when nervous or afraid. Aspires to be a pastry chef by the name of Betty.
Did you hear that guy who kept trying to feel me up?
Yeah, he was a real mike!
додав catcity88 4 Грудень 2010
An asshole who thinks he is the best, but isn't
I'm so awesome

No your a mike
додав High thug 4 Лютий 2014
The act of cooking a frozen pizza in the oven without removing the carton box or the plastic.
Dude, I totally miked my pizza last night.
додав NoMike 18 Лютий 2013

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