Mary: You only think that because you're a heartless asshole that no one likes!
Boyfriend: "Sure, which one?"
Girlfriend: "How 'bout Moulin Rouge?"
Boyfriend: "What's that?"
Girlfriend: -says description-
Boyfriend: -is taken in by the awesome frenzy of musical spectacularness and has the sudden urge to watch the movie again and again for 2 days straight whilst crying because it's so tragic-
Guy: No. What's that?
Girl: A movie starring Nicole Kidman and Ewen McGregor. Now go buy it.
Guy: Ok! I'll go to Target.
Girl: Sorry, unless you wanna but Triston and Isolde too, then don't go there.