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A 'Neil' is a person of awesome intellect who shows good character, charm, wit and good manners in everything he does.
Sean is definetely not a Neil. He is an anti-neil.
додав Nirm 20 Березень 2007
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to ruin a perfectly good stream of funny jokes by telling a really bad one.
thanks a lot, you just neiled it.
додав jabrony 16 Вересень 2007
A guy that has very small nuts
neil has small nuts.
додав Big Dick09 3 Лютий 2010
shortarse, who uses wikipedia articles in a vain attempt to prove his wacky theories.
If you were any more wrong, you'd be neil
додав imsol33t 12 Січень 2010
One who takes stiff man pole in his butt
"Neil is a bit of a Neil"
додав Vindaloostew 27 Березень 2007
1. A person who is exceptionally afraid of their responsibilities.

2. One who runs away from problems.

3. A person with uncontrollable pussyism. Who finds solace only when babied by "mommy" or new girlfriends.
"Neil said he didn't want to help you raise your child he only wanted to make one. He ran off to Idaho."
додав Thatonechickwhohatesyou 25 Серпень 2008
1)One of the main reasons ginger kids are hated so much.

2) A lying, ignorant, self centered, big headed joke of a little boy, who tries desperately to make up for his tragically stunted penis by being the centre of attention as often as possible. Has some sort of deluded idea, probably because mummy and daddy don't love him, that by being as loud, obnoxious and perverted as possible, he will actually be worth more than the shit that comes out of his mouth.

3) A coward who won't actually confront any guy one to one, but will happily make what passes for witty comments when they are miles away.

4) A boy who is shit at holding down long term relationships. Consoles himself after he is inevitably dumped by praying on ugly girls, probably as they remind him of his mother, who he insists on parading around when nobody gives a fuck!

5) A guy so ridden with STI's, you can't even hold his hand without being infected with multiple diseases.

6) Hated by most girls with any sense of self esteem, worth, or even ability to not act like a total whore. Doesn't seem to realize he can only ever get easy girls, whereas decent chicks steer well clear and know him for the sleazy bastard he is.

8) Male whore. Man whore. Whatever you want to call it, no matter how fat, ugly, rat like, stinking, skanky and filthy the girl, they can always have Neil if they are desperate for a cheap, if somewhat low quality, lay.
1) "Oh shit, there's Neil! now we have to sit through hours of shit banter and then watch him dance around as though anyone gives a fuck. Great."

2) "Yeah he's really small! He gets away with banging so many slag's because they don't even notice he's doing it!"

3) "Hey, Neil. Yeah YOU, the lanky ugly ginger prick with the shitty haircut!"

4) "yeah, I heard his mother nailed the milkman, you know, cos he's ginger and it fits in with his mum's easy, low standard style. I guess he picked that up from her then!"

5) " Oh my fucking god, somebody call pest control! Neil's out of his cage again!"

6) "I didn't know it was possible to have more than 16 STI's at the same time. Then I met Neil... Don't worry I washed my hands afterwards!"
додав runtodaddy 25 Жовтень 2010

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