Top Definition
A 'Neil' is a person of awesome intellect who shows good character, charm, wit and good manners in everything he does.
Sean is definetely not a Neil. He is an anti-neil.
додав Nirm 20 Березня 2007
to ruin a perfectly good stream of funny jokes by telling a really bad one.
thanks a lot, you just neiled it.
додав jabrony 16 Вересня 2007
A 'neil' is a passionate, good looking, sexy, clever guy who has an amazing out look on life. If you come across a neil, you can be sure your life would change for the better,
' i met a neil today, how lucky am i :)'
додав sneaky leeky 05 Січня 2010
A guy that has very small nuts
neil has small nuts.
додав Big Dick09 03 Лютого 2010
shortarse, who uses wikipedia articles in a vain attempt to prove his wacky theories.
If you were any more wrong, you'd be neil
додав imsol33t 12 Січня 2010
One who takes stiff man pole in his butt
"Neil is a bit of a Neil"
додав Vindaloostew 27 Березня 2007
A Specific Noun pretaing to one person such as Tims Dad. It mean Ass whole, or cunt, or Dick Head.
Tim - Agh, my dad is such a neil.

Justin - Agh, tell me about it.
додав jnikdskgsd 18 Серпня 2008
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