When a woman has to go to the bathroom to change her tampon/pad, or "push out some blood."
Pull the car over honey, I need to use the bathroom. Number one or number 2. Neither, number 3- I need to change my tampon.
додав wordelder 23 Червня 2011
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Rhyming slang for doing a pee or wee (urinate)

In the same way number 2 is rhyming slang for poo.
Had too much to drink, gotta go number 3.
додав TheFrogPrints 04 Вересня 2011
Number 3 means full sex with a woman. Ask and agree = three - rhyming slang.
Men often visit prostitutes for Number 3
додав Stias 04 Вересня 2005
The act of performing an abortion on a toilet, flushing down the fetus.
Sally was in the washroom for a long time because she went number 3.
додав Gerry McGee 08 Квітня 2008
The act of taking a shit in a bidet. Usually done by American tourists in European countries who come back to their hotel rooms drunk off their ass.
I made sure to leave an extra large tip for the cleaning lady because I had accidentally gone number 3 the night before.
додав thehunger 24 Серпня 2007
A Number 3 is described as the "ultimate intense severe fecal explosion," the highest level of bowel movements, a situation much more intense and severe than explosive diarreah. Some cases of Number 3, can become fatal. Prior to a Number 3, one's body will start feeling tremors throughout the body, starting from the toe nails all the way up through one's torso and into the stomach and intenstines and through the heart. During the occurence of a Number 3, extreme seizure-like twitching will happen, alongside foaming of the mouth and bleeding of the eyes, nose, and ears. The force of the poisionous gaseous liquid fecal matter tears through the victim's anus with the force of a train and is strong enough to paralyze a victim within 5 seconds. The occurence of a Number 3 typically lasts from 25 seconds to a painful 2 minutes, leaving the victim lifeless and faceplanted on the bathroom floor. Following a Number 3, one's entire set of organs is completely depleted of any water, and blood, and the victim's soul is comprimised. In addition, the bathroom or location of the occurence is almost always deemed unfit for humans and must be bulldozed or razed and set on fire. The clothing of the victim following a Number 3 must also be burned.
"Oh my lord, this grande beef burrito is going to make me go Number 3! Get me a new change of clothes and call 911!"
додав Ryan Cunningham 05 Вересня 2007
To vomit into a toilet. Typically done after a long night of drinking.
"Gross...someone's number 2 is gonna make me go number 3!"
додав MarshoT 01 Грудня 2009
sex
number 3 = sex :O
додав jacup 29 Травня 2009
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