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When you begin to shit in a toilet, and the water splashes up and touches your butthole.
I jizzed when I took a shit and got a Poseidon's kiss.
#poseidon #shit #dickbutt #kiss #toilet
додав Dickbutt 10 Березня 2012
When water splashes up from the toilet onto your butt from your poop dropping into the water.
Upon defecating, Alex felt the cool wrath of Poseidon's Kiss as it grazed his buttocks.
#poop #toilet #dump #shit #dookie #splash
додав billypilgrim3000 08 Травня 2012
When you drop that dark brown nut loaf and the toilet water splashes up, Cooling off that burning ring of yours.
That Poseidon's kiss really soothed the ache from last nights curry.
додав Primal Blue. 08 Січня 2016
The act of toilet water splashing up onto exposed asscheeks as a result of a large amount of feces dropping into the toilet.
Erik: Dude, looks like you got some swamp ass there!
Roger: Nah man, just Poseidon's Kiss earlier this morning.
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додав Funny Boner 21 Березня 2016
The feces stain on the side of a toilet that does not flush out.
Every toilet in the men's bathroom had been touched with Poseidon's Kiss when I had to clean them at the end of the night.
#neptuneskiss #toiletcleaning #shitstain #cocktailwoes #toilethumor
додав JohnnyColt420 08 Лютого 2015
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