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A word that you never wanna hear from the doctor.
Doctor: Well, I looked at the test results...and dude, you're positive.

Positive Guy:...NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!....Really?

Doctor: Yeah.

Positive Guy:...NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
додав Some Random Hot Sexy Guy 12 Серпня 2008

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when you are nice even to the most nasty individual because you just cant help it, and the only way to hate is to force your self to.
giving to a helpless bum on the street because they need money to eat and live
додав a mans gotta be a man 29 Грудня 2004

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An adjective meaning that something is good. It was introduced into popular culture by Mr. Boyle in late 2003 and early 2004. The word was then passed on through the students in his Pre-calc class. Recently the word has spread to southern California by an unnamed student attending USD.
Buying a chocolate chip muffin sounds pretty positive.
додав Keith 01 Грудня 2004

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Self-restraintive. Whatever one might do after resisting their initial urges and taking time to consider their options for personal, moral or objective reasons.
Maybe instead of picking fights with everyone you meet, you could try being more positive.
додав Izzy3 18 Липня 2016

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a positive person is one who has confirmed by way of a blood test that they have been infected with the hiv virus; the very virus that causes AIDS.
I was at a casino and this chick wanted to bang me. She said, "Hey, we can do it, but I am positive, are ayou?" She also referrenced that she liked it up the back.

I didn't know what she meant by positive so I declined. Fortunatley I did not bang her in the ass as she would have infected me with the virus that causes AIDS.
додав nick 23 Квітня 2005

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Possessing something uncommon. Usually something good like morals, self-assurance or leadership skill, but can also be something bad like a disease.

Being HIV positive does NOT always lead to AIDS.

RH-positive blood is a genetic mutation.
In order to make it nowadays you gotta think positive!

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Optimist: This is the perfect outfit for your date.
Pessimist: WHAT THE HELL, ARE YOU POSITIVE THAT IT WILL WORK ??!
Optimist: Why of course, would I lie to you? :-)

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Doctor: You're positive, that means you should start taking AIDS medicine right away.
Patient: You can shove that AIDS medicine up jer ass !
додав Madame Zelda 08 Липня 2005

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